Are you hopelessly addicted to World of Warcraft? Are you one of the poor, unfortunate devils who have recently lost their souls to Blizzard’s satanic online role-playing game? Do you lose countless hours of sleep in front of your PC, mesmerized by the ongoing war between the Alliance and the Horde, trying to figure out the reason behind your existence in a world where lanky, blue men with pointy ears are considered sexy, and all “22/F/Arizona” players are actually 43/M/Alcatraz?
Then, honestly, you don’t have much lower to fall until you are officially deep within the bowels of hell itself. All you have to do is listen to this here laddie:
Having just bought a new generation ipod. I decided to experiment and find out what more can I use my ipod for. And since I am a Wow addict I thought it would be funny to have it on my Ipod to play at school or at work computers.
Now it’s actually really easy to make it all work. All you really have to do is copy your World of Warcraft directory over from your pc to the Ipod when it’s in the disk mode. Now you will be able to play it just like that, or if you want more functionality you might want to add and install portableapps.com software and have additional software like 0pen 0ffice, Gimp, Firefox and many more. Also it’s really easy to add the Wow icon to the menu in the portableapps all you have to do is copy the Wow directory over to the portable apps data directory on the drive after you install it. This whole setup should not take more then seven gigabytes of space, and thats including all of the addons and patches.
I hope this helps you continue your addiction at different places like school and work, and public computers.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the simplest way of selling your soul to the devil. Now all we need is for one of you to try it, make a video and send it to us at [email protected]. The poster with the best video will then officially be eligible to enter our “grope Ron Workman’s manboobs” contest to claim their no-prize.
Thanks to R. Shakin for helping us all be better Satan worshippers.
Published: Nov 30, 2006 03:10 pm