Tingle gets a Japanese teaser site, may God have mercy on us

Legend of Zelda character, alternative lifestyle guru and alleged pederast Tingle seems set to be getting a brand new game in his honor. The game was first teased in the latest issue of Famitsu, and a brand new Japanese Web site has gone live, lending further meat to this story’s bones.

The site doesn’t really say much of anything at the moment, but it does involve a very weird lady doing something with Tarot Cards. As you might expect from a site based around Tingle, it’s incredibly odd and creepy. There’s plenty of nonsense to click as well, so feel free to explore the site and feel uneasy. 

Would you let Tingle look after your children?