Microsoft’s age guessing app puts Dead or Alive fighter at 12 years old

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Kasumi is just a kid according to this

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First, a warning. Word has it that anyone who uses Microsoft’s trendy new age guessing app gives the company full license to use whatever images it scans in any way they see fit, so watch out. Microsoft could own your face if you’re not careful. 

That said, having it scan faces from previously taken pictures is totally safe, unless you’re Marth and you don’t actually have a face, or you’re Smash Bros. director Masahiro Sakurai and you don’t want the world to know that you are in fact Benjamin Button

I wonder if Team Ninja, developers of the Dead or Alive series, are OK with the world knowing that some of their busty brawlers look 12-years-old? They’ve said in the past that they think of the game’s women as their daughters, but they’ve also released a trailer for Dead or Alive 5 that’s 100% focused on breast physics, so it’s hard to say. While I personally wouldn’t make a trailer about my virtual children’s next-gen boobs, I’m not going to pass judgement on those that would either.

Maybe now is a good time to remind people that they don’t ever have to feel bad about what games they like, or what videogame characters they are attracted to. As long as your interests don’t lead you to do any harm to anyone, you have no reason to be ashamed.

Thanks, Andrea!


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