Japan: Buy a DS otherwise you’ll become fat like an American

Japan really doesn’t know how to advertise games in a normal way. Either they have a Japanese Johnny Cochran advertise their games, or just have PS3 ads that make no sense. Well now all you Japanese people better buy a DS and English learning software for when you go over to America, otherwise you’ll end up ordering something that’ll bloat you up to gigantic proportions (i.e. become a fat American). Well, Nintendo knows how to attack the fears of the Japanese people. Sony — you know what you’ve got to do to now.

[Via JapanProbe]