āSAFE! SAFE! Youāre always safe when you choose Hamilton!ā Thus begins this priceless car commercial from Hamilton Nissan (Hagerstown, MD) and Hamilton Hyundai (Chambersburg, PA). A ātenā on the unintentional comedy scale, the two-and-a-half-minute video of āThe Hamilton Homerun Derbyā features co-hosts Dave āThe Dealmakerā and Pete Holman, with a special appearance by Damon Schoen. If you need something to brighten up your gloomy Sunday, check this out.
The kicker is the way that these guys are selling their cars. You know how places like āCrazy Eddieāsā used car dealerships claim that theyāre āgiving money awayā? Well, these guys are literally doing it. Both dealerships have Wiis set up (apparently, the Wii is a āgameā) inside, and for the entire month of April, you can try your hand at Wii Baseball for some super savings! Itās just a damn shame that they seem to have the Wii hooked up to an HDTV with composite cables so itās displaying a 4:3 picture at 480i.
If you buy a car this month, youāll get a shot at the home run derby mode in the game. But for once, you wonāt merely be showing up your grandma. Youāll get a ten-pitch at-bat in the derby, and every home run you hit will count for $100 off of the price of your car. Math nerds have already figured this out: you can save up to $1000 (!) off your new car! So if youāre in the I-81/US-11 area between these two towns, head on over to Hamilton Nissan or Hamilton Hyundai and give it a go!
[Via GoNintendo ā Thanks, Justin!]
Published: Apr 13, 2008 08:33 pm