I do these reminders/bumps for the fantastic/amazing Destructoid Changelog Newsletter every two weeks/fortnight, and it can be difficult to figure out how to rephrase why you should sign up. But I’m not a coward, and only cowards use copy/paste. I just flex my wrinkly writer brain to churn up some new words.
Have you heard that the Destructoid Changelog Newsletter is a hit at parties? Maybe! I don’t get invited to parties. It arrives every Friday and comes packed with a recap of all the week’s reviews, weird articles, and retro stuff that I like. It’s like me showing up at your doorstep every week, except you can just close the tab instead of calling the police to get me to leave.
That’s right! Not only will I wish you a good week and draw your attention to some cool things you might have missed, but I’ll also tell you about what I’m playing that week. I play a lot of weird stuff. It’s what I do instead of going to parties.
And this is just between you and me, but we’re also cooking up some sort of monthly surprise for anyone signed up. What is it? I don’t know, it’s a surprise! Also, I haven’t settled on anything yet. The next time I do one of these reminders/bumps, I’ll probably have something more solid to tell you, but it will be cool. Cool in a “get off my doorstep, Zoey,” kind of way.
Tell your friends! Tell your therapist! Tell me (what you’d like to see in the newsletter by leaving a comment below)! Is your Friday ready for this!?
Published: Sep 5, 2024 01:31 pm