God of War’s Kratos gets all smooth R&B on your ass

This is how you kick off the launch of one of the year’s most anticipated PlayStation 3 exclusives — you get the game’s main character to appear in an R&B music video. 

Tonight on X-Play will be the premiere of the God of War music video for R&B artist Robin Thicke’s single, “Sex Therapy.” All you really need to know can be seen in the short clip above. But you might also be interested to learn that the girls in the video are Wicked Pictures adult actresses — Jessica Drake is Aphrodite, and she’s joined by Kirsten Price and Alektra Blue. 

If there was a single word for “seriously, what the f*ck?” I’d use it here. But there isn’t, so this will have to do — seriously, what the f*ck? This amazing video will premiere in its entirety on this evening’s X-Play, which airs at 6:30 PM on G4. I canceled my cable service months ago, but I’m getting on the horn with Comcast now just so I can watch it.

[Update: The full (and ridiculous) video has aired, and you can check it out above.]