Fire up your Fridays with the Destructoid Changelog Newsletter

When I was a child, Saturdays were the best days of the week. That was when cartoons would air, one after the other, in blocks we knew as “Saturday Morning Cartoons.” However, like all joy that can be found in our meaningless existences, Saturday Morning Cartoons were swallowed by the internet.

It’s too late to save Saturdays. We must instead take refuge in Fridays. Here, we will build our defenses from the internet to prevent history from repeating. To strengthen the bulwark, we have the Destructoid Changelog Newsletter. I know emails are through the internet. I didn’t think this whole thing through. I just kind of make stuff up as I go along.

If you like hearing me make stuff up as I go along, the Destructoid Changelog Newsletter is a great way to do it. Every Friday, I gather together my thoughts on the site’s weirdest and most interesting articles, features, and reviews. On top of that, I’ll tell you all about the weirdest game I’ve been playing that week as a newsletter-exclusive bonus for all my friends. A couple of weeks ago, it was Germs: Nerawareta Machi. Then it was Dandy Dungeon: Legend of Brave Yamada. I’m still having flashbacks!

So what are you waiting for? The end of this post? That’s sweet. I like spending time with you, too. But if you want to start receiving this newsletter, it’s free. Just plop your email address into the white box that should be between a couple of paragraphs on this article. You’ll get a confirmation email, and then the newsletter will start dropping into your inbox every Friday.

Also, if you have any suggestions for the newsletter, feel free to drop a comment below. It would be appreciated because the comments on the previous few articles have been pretty depressing. Yes, I read them.