Fanboy Friday: Miami Edition

So, I SHOULD be sitting by the pool right now with Dyson, Dale, and Colette eating Sour Cream and Onion Lays and drinking beer, but Nick Chester is being a slavedriver and making me work and I can’t go to the pool until I finish writing this. Here are some fanboys saying some stupid shit about something.

Hit the jump.

Resident Evil 5 is out today! Gametrailers has made me incredibly happy, as always, by putting up a comparison video showing the “differences between the PS3 and 360 versions of the game. Like almost all of their comparison videos, the two games are basically identical and it’s almost impossible to see any actual serious differences between them. Go watch the video yourself and you’ll be hard pressed to really find anything to complain about. Of course, the very first comment is from a fanboy who has discovered some secret Microsoft conspiracy where they purposefully made the PS3 video INFERIOR! And they’re ignoring the wonders of Home!

What thee … ???
In the first comparison video, both versions of the game were 98% similar, and yet in this comparision, the PS3 version is inferior to the 360’s version. Hmmm, somethin’ ain’t rght here.

BTW, why Gametrailers doesnt show some footage of the RE5 Village on Home? Really? its crazy man, they should upload some videos about it.

I agree with most of the things said so far. However, it still seems like Microsoft is paying GameTrailers to make their version of a multi-console title appear better. I’m still not convinced that they are using the same settings when they’re doing these comparison videos. Are they using the same TV (at the same settings), the same cables (both HDMI?), etc? If the Xbox 360 version has an anti-aliasing option, while the PS3 version does not, how about turning that off? If the PS3 does not have an anti-aliasing option, Capcom can simply develop one and release it as a patch/update of some sorts.

This immediately prompts a flamewar between the Sony and Microsoft groups, all of which have incredibly insightful and helpful contributions to the discussion.

wow XBOX 360 version RAPED PS3 version in the arsche. PS3 = FAIL

You dumbfuck xbot, the smoke effects were shit on the 360 compared to the PS3. On the 360 it is just a big white puff, while on the PS3 there is actually whisps of smoke. Retarded xbox fanboy, go suck microsofts dick a little bit more…

The 360 version has better smoke effects when Sheva fires her gun! The Xbox 360 is clearly the superior console! Anyone who tries to argue with this is clearly a stuck-up PS3 fanboy who lives in his mom’s basement!

Difference:
Xbox 360 online play 50$
PS3 online play 0$

If GT used only ‘out of box’ cables, then the PS3 would lose every time by a longshot. Considering it doesn’t come with any HD cables in the box.

u(ps3slaves to be specific) guys blind? they look the same?any1 with normal eyes can notice that there is quite a big difference.ps3slaves should face the fact that most multiplats look better on the xbox360 and re5 isnt an exception.oh boy. ps3slavs on GT really disgust me. the comparison video only manifests the fact which console handles the multiplats better. if u dont like the comparison videos, then GT isnt a place for u.

Soon one of the greatest ever game will come, God of War III. PS restricted. Sry Xbox-fans, guess you have to play a FPS-shooter instead like Kill Zone 2 or..Ah, well you probably have fun with your cat-warmer/Halo machine and the FPS-shooter that have similar initials as the game with the protagonist warrior from Sparta. To bad the last one was released more then a year ago. Oh, well.You hopefully have a computer also. Sayonara!

Some people get REALLY excited about really small trivial things:

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE AT THE VERY END.. HIS STRAP FOR HIS MACHETE IS DIFFERENT ON THE PS3 N 360!!! LOOK AGAIN.. THE STRAP ON HIS BACK THAT CARRIES HIS MACHETE AT THE END OF THE VIDEO!!!

LOL GEARS OF WAR LOL

Doesn’t matter which is better, the game sucks in every way and you should stick to Dead Space, Gears of War and other games like that for good gameplay.

I would try to say more about these, but I’m about to fall into a food coma. Here are the final words of wisdom:

I swear this is like dick measuring contest except people are measuring by nanometers thus there is no point. 

More tentacles for the 360 version… why is that?

MORE TENTACLES? Well then, I know what version I’m getting.

I’m going to the pool now.