Europe screwed again: New PSPs are rubbish

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Sonyā€™s new renovated PSP is not only going to be far lighter and thinner, but will also be able to be played on televisions, thus eliminating the need for ā€¦ well ā€¦ the PSP. Unless of course youā€™re in Europe, as itā€™s become clear that we in the land of fish nā€™ chips will have to wait, as per usual, for the PSPā€™s biggest new feature. Naturally, thereā€™s absolutely no reason for this, but Sony will not be providing the cables needed to take advantage of the new feature, and have not given a timeframe in which they will actually bother.

Furthermore, those new colors for the PSP are also going to be missing in action until somebody gives enough of a crap. Youā€™ll get black and like it, you limey ragamuffins. I honestly wouldnā€™t mind quite so much if they gave an actual reason for this garbage, even if it was simply, ā€œYou know, we just canā€™t be bothered.ā€

[TheGol ā€¦ yeah, you know who. Sorry for lack of photo caption, still need to get some editing software while Iā€™m in the USA] 


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