Contest: Pong and a KitchenAid made love, birthed TOASTERBALL

I nominate this as The Official Sport of Destructoid

In today’s contest, we’re giving away copies of wacky and weird multiplayer game Toasterball!

You guys know how much I love weird stuff. I don’t have to keep telling you — but you can bet your sweet ass I won’t stop. Today’s prey is a nice little treat that falls perfectly in line with that mantra!

Toasterball is a party game where you hit a ball back and forth. Using toasters. And also the toast. This is great, and I’m not even going to say any more about it. We’ve got some Steam Early Access keys to give away, so just shut up and win one!

I’ve already said all I’m going to on the matter — you bounce a ball back and forth using toasters. You can score against the other team if their toaster isn’t up to snuff. You can either play for the Burners or the Defrosters, and can select different toasters with their own personalities. There will be mini-games once it fully releases, too! Yay!

Honestly, if you’re reading this article and don’t think this sounds like the perfect game to become Destructoid’s Official Sport, then maybe you should rethink some things.

So, that’s how you enter to win — either agree with me in declaring Toasterball the official site esport, or come up with a suitable alternative. Nay, a better alternative. Ya gotta make this one a doozy, folks. It’s up against some real stiff competition.

We’ve got 10 Steam Early Access keys to give away; winners will be drawn Tuesday, January 21. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. Don’t have a Dtoid account? Create one here to prove how right I am at this kind of thing.

Toasterball is available in Steam Early Access with a full release expected this summer. Head over to our sister site, PC Invasion, for more chances to score a copy!