Contest: Let’s all hate golf together with a Switch or PC copy of What the Golf?

Tigers, woods — it’s all here

In today’s contest you can win a PC or Switch copy of What The Golf?!

Weird games! I love ’em. Normal is for boring jerks who have regular, important things to do. Not I, said the walrus — I’m too busy trying to see how many hot dogs I can fit into a light socket. You know, the interesting stuff.

Speaking of hot dogs and interesting stuff, we snatched a few copies of Very Serious Golf Simulator What the Golf? to give away so you, too can experience a little weird in your life!

I’m not going to say much about this one. It’s a golf game, in the way that Pennywise is a circus clown. You do some golf-y things, but not really. Oh, also it just came to Switch and now has a local two-player mode, so there’s that! Look, just watch the trailer and determine whether or not you’d like to play it, because no words I use are going to sway you.

Ok, you in? Good. Comment below telling me what the golf, and you could win a copy! Make sure you also specify whether you’d like a Switch or PC copy. If you don’t do that, I won’t know which to enter you in and then you can’t win because life is already complicated enough without me having to chase everyone down who can’t follow simple instructions. It’s early and I’m cranky, ok?!

We have three Switch NA and five PC copies (via Epic Games Store, please don’t complain — it’s free) to give away; winners will be drawn Wednesday, May 27. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. New to the site? Sign up here and let’s what the golf together!

What the Golf? is available now for Switch and PC. We’ve got some more keys available over at PC Invasion, so check ’em out!