Comments of the Week: Danny Glover’s House

ZombiePlatypus supplies the goods with the image. So, yeah. All his fault. 

Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and the cold meat counter at Gdansk Airport looking for comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community. 

Comments will fall into three categories: 

TRUTH: Luke…I am your father. [Darth Vader did not say this verbatim.]

LOL: Luke…I have your Vespa. 

WUT? Luke…I probed your sister. 

From Destructoid impressions: Star Wars: The Old Republic 

Also, Gungans. 

From Tribes: Ascend (AKA Space Quidditch) 

I’ll need to backtrack, but here’s the skinny: 

Isn’t that something? So why don’t you guys get on that, hmm? 

From Facebook 

It is a shame that games involving disabled people are rare. Now there’s going to be one where you try it on with a load of disabled girls. So, great job? 

From Google+ 

My guess is that the dog served in the navy and had a tough time. 

From Best of 2011: Favorite New Characters 

Look Adam, I let you smoke in here but if you pour your whisky on that cream carpet… Look, just don’t. Ok? That way we won’t have a problem. 

Godammit, Adam… 

From Review: The King of Fighters XIII 

I don’t know if it’s paedophilia exactly, but it is bad and you are a bad person and should be made to feel bad. 

From Shoop Wars 

Wow…so damn sexy. Right, guys? 

Guys?… 

From The Naughty Nerd… Misti Dawn 

What’s Danny Glover’s House? ZombiePlatypus has you covered there: 

So I’ve got a lot of ZombiePlatypus in COTW this week. You got a problem with that? 

No, I didn’t think so. 

From HORROR: PS Vita games will ship without manuals 

BREAKING NEWS: Nic128 goes round smelling game manuals. More at 11. 

I’m off to think up some more posterior euphemisms. See you next week.

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