A Cold, Cold Man
Winter is almost over here and thank God, for I do not know how much longer I cam bare this cold (I say as those in Scotland, Canada, Greenland, Sweden etc. all laugh heartily).
Though the weather may be stereotypically English, that won’t stop me from doing the thing that I’m here for… that being bringing you the best comments of the last week. Let’s get to it.
SteamWorld Dig 2 coming to Nintendo 3DS next week
TheLimoMaker: These jokes have hit rock bottom.
Can Star Wars just… stop? For a little bit?
TheLimoMaker: You know what…that would still be better than Solo.
Mega Man X design document further explains the Zero and Dr. Wily connection
TheLimoMaker: I am slowly running out of puns.
New Kingdom Hearts III screenshots give a detailed look at Goofy’s monstrous eyes
TheLimoMaker: Meesa in Monsters Inc? Gawrsh!
Fear Effect Sedna will be releasing in March
Moss looks like an adventure worth taking
TheLimoMaker: I hate the one-liners, but they always make me smile.
Rainbow Six Siege’s Outbreak mode has five types of monsters
TheLimoMaker: Sorry, didn’t mean to give it to you, too.
TheLimoMaker: Dynasty Warriors Nein Nein Nein.
We’re making some hats: Which one should we make?
TheLimoMaker: He’s almost as white as Wes.
Zack Snyder may have actually been fired from Justice League
Sea of Thieves might get microtransactions, but it’ll ‘never’ host loot boxes
Rumor: Spyro trilogy remaster heading to PS4 this year
TheLimoMaker: I’m just happy Spyro will get another chance to shine.
TheLimoMaker: You have some balls to harass Nekro. Maybe… some Dragon Ballz.
THQ Nordic acquires Saints Row publisher Koch Media
This Switch arcade cabinet looks cramped, but neat as a showpiece
TheLimoMaker: I’m nothing if not a trier.
Mass Effect: Andromeda is still truckin’ with a new multiplayer patch
TheLimoMaker: That is the face of regret and of something unloved by its developer.
The Bug Fables demo took me 17 years to the past
TheLimoMaker: Kat makes me smile more than my child does.
TheLimoMaker: I don’t understand.
Final Ready Player One trailer sure has a lot of stuff going on
TheLimoMaker: Unfortunately, I’m always player five – that is, left out and unable to join in.
50 Shades: Porn afraid to be porn
TheLimoMaker: What a lovely pussy cat.
TheLimoMaker: I didn’t think he did anything wrong..?
Broly and Bardock coming to Dragon Ball FighterZ
TheLimoMaker: Lord Freeza is the greatest fighter, I’ll have you know.
TheLimoMaker: What’s a cuck?
TheLimoMaker: That’s a low bar in terms of puns.
TheLimoMaker: I’m so hot right now.
TheLimoMaker: Please do.
TheLimoMaker: It will always be a dream, man.
TheLimoMaker: A catgirl I can get behind.
TheLimoMaker: The only Valentine’s card that matters.
TheLimoMaker: Never have I seen a man this happy.
TheLimoMaker: I wish assassination was this easy.
TheLimoMaker: The type of spam I can get behind.
TheLimoMaker: This is something that should be a criminal offence.
TheLimoMaker: One day I will not feature your one-liners…
TheLimoMaker: …but that one was good.
TheLimoMaker: Praise be unto him.
And that’s it, folks.
Apologies this is a day late. I had almost all of this ready to go on Sunday but an issue at home sprang up so travelling home at 11 pm for an hour and a half was a fun time. Please forgive me, senpai.
Join us this coming week for our newest member making his debut. Until then, stay beautiful.
Ciao.
Published: Feb 23, 2018 06:00 pm