There was no avoiding a “legendarily” gag
Castlevania is a series so sprawling with so many high peaks that the low valleys kind of really stand out. Except Iāve learned that the valleys arenāt always that deep. You can usually, at least, see the peeks from games like Castlevania Judgement and Castlevania 64. Iāve yet to find a Castlevania title without some merit, even if there are a few that donāt exactly crack my whip. I honestly think that 2010ās Castlevania: Lords of Shadow might be the nadir for me, because I found it to be just so stiflingly boring. I donāt even want to know what the sequel is like.
Castlevania Legends is one that Iāve heard excluded at best and derided at worst. On paper, it has one thing that Iāve wished for in a Castlevania title: a lady-Belmont, but Iām told that itās terrible, mostly by Koji Igarashi who helmed the series for more than a decade. In Nintendo Power Issue 230 (July 2008), Igarashi referred to Castlevania Legends as an embarrassment. Thatās pretty harsh, and it was enough to put me off even trying it until now.
Itās not great, but if I ever referred to a game as an āembarrassment,ā Iād make damned sure I was driving the stake into the right place.
Pixelated butts
Castlevania Legends has you stepping into the thigh-high boots of Sonia Belmont. In the same Nintendo Power that Koji Igarashi called the game an embarrassment, he also confidently said that Shanoa of Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia was the seriesā first main female protagonist. I keep bringing his comments up because I just canāt believe the brash confidence in this guy.
You can tell Sonia is supposed to be a lady because of her butt. My husband looked over my shoulder while I was playing it and recognized her outward gender while she was climbing a rope because of the way her butt is shaped. This butt is roughly four pixels high by eight pixels wide and consists of three colors, yet somehow Konami was able to communicate Soniaās feminine physique through her posterior alone. Masterclass.
Released in 1997, Castlevania Legends was out around the time that Castlevania: Symphony of the Night shunted the entire series into a new direction. Itās largely a continuation of the first two Game Boy Castlevania titles, sharing a number of the same mechanics. And like those games, itās not particularly good.
Pocket power
I know that Castlevania: The Adventure and Castlevania 2: Belmontās Revenge, and I donāt want to pee on anyoneās monochromatic memories, but Iām not a fan. It was difficult for developers to fit even NES concepts onto the Game Boy in the early days. Most attempted ports of existing franchises were watered down to varying degrees. It didnāt really matter; what mattered was having a portable version of a license available.
By 1997, however, weād seen games like Mega Man V, which was better than even some of the NES titles. Castlevania Legends, however, feels more like a step back. It was handled by Konamiās Nagoya branch, and helmed by Kouki Yamashita, who also directed Dracula X for the SNES. The fact that it was released six years after Belmontās Revenge and still features all the mechanics and shortcomings of those games is actually a bit of a weird sign. Rather than take a new approach, they just expanded on something that had been shelved for so long.
I think the controls are the strangest part of the Game Boy series. Despite the fact that Castlevaniaās early games are almost renowned for their intentionally stiff control, the portable titles seem to simultaneously be stiffer while providing more maneuverability. Sonia can control herself in midair and even crawl along the ground, which is pretty spritely for a Belmont. Likewise, rope climbing is a central mechanic of these games for some reason. I guess this was before stairs were invented.
Vertical perturbance
While Castlevania Legends at least fits in with a lot of the seriesā standards, itās weakened by a lot of mistakes that shouldnāt even be in a game of its vintage. Iām talking things like having enemies that can move freely in all directions in vertical environments when you canāt attack up and down. So, youāre hanging on a rope and a bat is coming for your shapely, pixelated butt. What are you supposed to do aside from use limited movement options to attempt to stay out of its way?
Thereās a lot of bad enemy placement, as there are spots where you can enter a screen into a collision that could only have been avoided if you entered at specifically the right spot. Itās a problem throughout.
The worst, however, is that it will hit you with dead ends. I thought we exorcised this terrible practice in the ā80s, but Castlevania Legends will allow you to walk down the wrong path, only to hit you with a wall and nothing else. To make matters worse, there are a number of optional items, one in each of the five levels. This means that you have to willingly go off the beaten path to try and find these things, at times subjecting yourself to the gameās juvenile traps.
Speaking of which, there are literal traps. Keep an eye on the coloration of the gameās whippable, item-dispensing candles because some of them will trigger pitfalls into waste-of-time enemy rooms, whereas others cut the middle man and just spawn an enemy.
Not inept beyond redemption
Thatās annoying, but maybe not as annoying as you might imagine. Castlevania Legends at least allows you to continue as often as you want. Your life gauge is pretty generous, so itās not impossible to just live with mistakes that you werenāt clairvoyant enough to avoid.
On the other hand, even if itās not inept beyond all redemption, itās still rather bland. Its aesthetics arenāt a bad fit. Its enemy design is predictable, but as highlighted previously, the sprite work in general isnāt bad. The music isnāt terrible either, but it has one of the worst renditions of Bloody Tears that I think Iāve heard.
The biggest letdown is that the sub-weapons have largely been stripped. You get extra powers after defeating a boss, and these are the things that consume hearts. However, none of them are very exciting, you can simply cycle between the ones you unlocked, and since you donāt start with one, you spend an entire level collecting hearts that you canāt use. Itās like the game keeps handing you cans of gasoline, but you canāt have the car until youāve walked far enough.
Erasure
Iām mostly just shocked that Iām not entirely apathetic about Castlevania Legends. Itās definitely not a good game, but it feels at least comparable to the previous Game Boy titles. I suppose Iāve always had some disagreement with Koji Igarashiās perspective and direction on the series, so at this point, I maybe shouldnāt be surprised when I feel they diverge from my own opinions.
Speaking of which, Sonia Belmont was excised from the Castlevania canon by Igarashi. This is unfortunate since sheās the only depicted female Belmont. That said, she doesnāt do much, though itās hinted that she has some sort of relationship with Alucard. She was going to appear in a game called Castlevania: Resurrection for the Dreamcast, but it was later canceled. Iām just finding out now that a demo of that game was leaked, and now I feel I need to try it.
Meanwhile, Konami hasnāt done anything new with the Castlevania series aside from releasing compilations (that omit Castlevania Legends, strangely). The company has started showing some signs of life and largely looking at resurrecting older franchises, and with the success of the Netflix series, maybe weāll get to see something new. Maybe M2 will get another crack at creating a Castlevania: Rebirth title, and theyāll dig up Castlevania Legends. Iām not optimistic.
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Published: Mar 27, 2023 04:00 pm