BREAKING: PlayStation exec ‘doesn’t like’ PowerPoint transitions

#PowerPointTransitionGate

In a shocking reveal tonight, PlayStation director of portfolio strategy John Drake confirmed on Twitter that beloved executive Adam Boyes was not a fan of PowerPoint transitions.

The leak came in response to Sony employee Matt Kessler lamenting his inability to properly transition slides in a PowerPoint presentation. Drake, ever the watchful guardian, warned Kessler that Boyes would not approve. “Don’t put transitions in,” Drake wrote, “cause [Adam Boyes] doesn’t like transitions!”

@MattBodega it’s called “don’t put transitions in cause @amboyes doesn’t like transitions!” :-p

— johntdrake (@johntdrake) August 24, 2015

Boyes is well-known for being the face of Sony’s #BuildingTheList initiative, at least at E3. This past show, he announced a Shenmue 3 Kickstarter, which was bonkers.

Wow. Just wow. We’ll have more on this literally 100% unbelievable story as it develops. Truly, all the biggest news breaks in summer. There won’t be any comment from PlayStation because this is journalism, man.