Batman: Arkham Asylum swag makes me go a little crazy

After getting back from school today, I saw a big box waiting for me on my bed. I thought to myself “Oh, videogame companies! They’ll never get tired of spoiling me with free stuff!” After opening the box, I was greeted with this box and got really excited. I never know what I’m getting usually and automatically assumed this was the Collector’s Edition of Batman: Arkham Asylum.

As it turned out, the box contained the regular edition of Batman: Arkham Asylum for the PS3, some playing cards, an ID badge and a straitjacket with my name on it. Being the shark that I am, I of course went ahead and took a few photos wearing the thing. Something about the jacket just made me want to put a smile on my face. It also made me get the urge to chop up bats. Weird.

Now, this isn’t the first time a videogame straitjacket has been done before. But, there is one big difference here. I actually got this box whereas Nick Chester didn’t get sh*t. I could taste Nick’s tears through my computer screen as he cried and yelled out “THIS IS BULLSH*T!!!”