Activision CEO and drinker of virgin blood Bobby Kotick has promised that evil publisher Activision will be looking to provide better content on the Wii, instead of the cheap ports and endless Guitar Hero sequels that the company will actually provide.
“In the past we approached the Wii as an extension of what we were doing on PlayStation and the Xbox and I think we can do a better job of creating original content for the Wii,” claimed Kotick as he bathed in the quivering entrails of children and lambs. “And I think you’ll see more of that this year.”
Kotick also believes that the games industry will survive this tough economic climate, due to the fact that “there’s probably more opportunity for our industry than just about any other industry I can think of other than maybe bankruptcy lawyers.” Of course, that’s all dependent on whether or not publishers alienate their consumers with a saturation of sequels and sub-par games that could ultimately cause another game market crash. Not that Activision is responsible for that or anything.
Evil Bobby Kotick’s other main point is that console prices are still not suitable for the mass market and that cheaper machinery is the way forward. He also believes that he will achieve ascension on the night of the red moon when four score oxen are slain and a brazen calf weeps beyond the shaded curtain. You know, because he’s infernal n’ sh*t.
Published: Mar 10, 2009 01:20 pm