Target blows their Black Friday load a week early

If you’re anything like me, you’ve set aside money and time to go nuts on Black Friday. I’ve fully embraced this consumer holiday in recent years. I’m not out to buy gifts as much as I am out to get something nice for myself, though. I’m here still mentally preparing for next weekend, but Target had to go and totally throw me off with these early deals.

There’s lots of good stuff in this “tab” from Target, especially for gamers. These deals actually kick off at the beginning of next week, mind you. I see this as an opportunity: while you’re all still at work, I’m gobbling up all the deals. No crazed soccer moms. No confused grandpas. No crowds.

Here’s what they have for us:

• DSi for $119 ($30 off!)
• $20 off Wii console
• $20 any two Xbox 360 controllers
• $2.50 for Pepperidge Farm Herb Seasoned Stuffing
• $75 for Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock
• $75 for DJ Hero 2
• $42 for all of the ’11 EA Sports titles
• $10 gift card with Donkey Kong Country Returns

They also have those dried onion things you put on green bean casserole on sale. While I say f*ck green bean casserole, those onion things are good by themselves.