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Super Chuck Norris Bros: Sux 2BU Mario

Chuck Norris could save the princess in one Bowser ā€“ too bad Chuck Norris killed Mario instead. True story.
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Looks like someone took our idea for a Chuck Norris fighting video game (seen below), and strained out all the plot and dialogue into one moment of unadulteratedĀ M-Bison-Mario-asskicking worthiness. If youā€™ve ever wondered what exactly the repercussion of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick sprite would be in Marioā€™s homeland, then you are very very bold. Chuck Norris could save the princess in one Bowser ā€“ too bad Chuck Norris killed Mario instead. True story.

Also, supposedly the maker (Jordan Lange fromĀ Short Factor) of the top video has aĀ demo for Chuck Norris in World 1-1. Chuck Norris virus? Chuck Norris porn? How could you possibly go wrong?


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