Leaked pages from the Asteroids movie screenplay

[vitaminh stumbled upon the greatest find on the Internet ever! More pages may show up in the future too! — CTZ]

I know I’m not the only one eagerly awaiting the upcoming movie based on the classic videogame Asteroids, so when some random pages from the script ended up in my mailbox, I knew I had to share. Keep in mind that this is a mere taste of the buffet of awesomeness we have to look forward to gorging ourselves on and, even though this is probably an early draft, there may be SPOILERS.

You have been warned.

 







This movie needs to be released right now.