The Daily Hotness: OMG new game from The Behemoth!

Everyone loved the old-school hack-n’-slash gameplay, cartoony art style, and wonderful humor of last summer’s Castle Crashers. Well … everyone who owns a 360, anyway — regrettably, I missed out on it since I’m too poor to be able to afford one.

But I literally spent about ten minutes with the game on the PAX 2008 show floor, and it made me want to buy a 360 … so here’s a plea to The Behemoth: please bring your next game to the PlayStation Network as well as Xbox Live Arcade! I’ll love you forever…

Nick essentially advocated lying to Microsoft tech support, Jim told us about some of Xbox Live’s worst downloadable content, Niero launched a new contest, and much more happened on 03/09/09.

Destructoid Originals:
Monday Mind Teasers: Nowhere to be found
The most rubbish DLC on Xbox Live
Podtoid tonight respects Alan Moore’s wishes
New releases this week: Resident Evil 5, MadWorld and more
Tip: Tell Xbox support you see 3 red lights, even if you don’t
The Podcastle records tomorrow and our fans rock

Community:
Community Blogs of 03/09/09
Forum of the Day: March is Intergalactic Shmuppreciation Month!!

Contests:
Contest! Discuss touch-screen PC gaming, win game of your choice

Reviews:
Destructoid review: Peggle Nights

News:
The Behemoth reveals artwork for latest game, hat robot cries
The Maw is now available from your digital distributor of choice
Tritton AX Pro Headset making an appearance on gamer reality show
Street artists invade New York City with tile-mosaic Mario art
Relax, Resident Evil 5’s Mercenaries mode is playable online
Breaking news: Insomniac confirms that Insomniac news is coming
Calling all indie devs: The PAX 10 is now taking game submissions
Microsoft explains XBLA file size restrictions and exceptions
We bust out exclusive Bombshell art from Battlestations: Pacific
Final Fantasy flavored Crystal Defenders coming to XBLA this week
Killzone 2 weekend patch detailed, Air Support still rubbish
Time keeps on slipping into the future: id says no Rage this year
Blowing into the microphone won’t let you win at Lips anymore
UK game industry attacks ‘games lead to death’ campaign
Project Gotham Racing 4’s ‘Premium Challenge Pack’ on sale
Rumortoid: Diablo III release date and specs leaked?
Creative Assembly isn’t threatened by console strategy games
Dead Space Extraction weapon and story details extracted
Peggle coming to XBLA on March 11, will have online multiplayer
Wii Shop Update: Gradius ReBirth, Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars
Captain Obvious: PS3 version of Resident Evil 5 wins in Japan
Konami recruiting for ‘new developments’ in MGS series
Microsoft thinks Sony is a dirty liar, questions PSN numbers
PlayStation Network update may come ‘later this month’

Galleries:
‘River Redirect’ DLC for The Maw coming this Wednesday
Go Play City Sports announced, no longer a reason to leave home
Here are some Ninja Blade screens whether you like it or not
Box art for Fight Night Round 4 has Tyson, Ali pulling punches

Videos:
Remix of USA Street Fighter cartoon is awful…awfully funny!
Throw things at other things: Boom Blox Bash Party trailer
Burn Zombie Burn! hits PSN, eats brains on March 26
Resident Evil commercial montage is more weird than scary