Giveaway: Only the cleverest of girls will win the Jurassic World 5-Film Collection on Blu-ray

Two runners-up will win JW: Fallen Kingdom on Blu-ray

When a movie makes over $1.5 billion at the box office, you don’t have to waste a whole lot of time introducing it. Chances are you’ve seen it, and anything I say about it won’t tell you anything you don’t already know — so let’s just get to it.

We’ve got some Blu-ray copies of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom to give out. Come win one!

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is the fifth film in the blockbuster movie franchise. When natural disaster once again threatens the existence of dinosaurs (they really can’t catch a break, can they?) it’s up to Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) and Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) to find a way to help life find its way. But things don’t go exactly as planned, and man yet again learns that playing God must also spur the creation of a devil. The park may be closed, but the world is open for business.

One grand prize winner will receive a Blu-ray copy of Jurassic World 5-Film Collection, which features all five movies in the series. Two runners-up will receive a Blu-ray copy of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Everyone wins when Chris Pratt flexes.

To enter to win, comment below with your horrible genetic dinosaur hybrid. I’m crossing the dilophosaurus (the highly inaccurate spitter from the first movie) with a camel to create a creature so vile that it lugs around a carnival dunk tank to use as its spitoon. It’s totally useless apart from all the spitting, but it’s also pretty hilarious.

Winners will be drawn on Tuesday, September 18. This contest contains a physical prize, and as such, you need a United States address in order to win. Make sure you comment using a Dtoid account that has your current email address on file. If I can’t email you, I can’t send you the schematics for my stupid dinosaur. Or this free movie.

Jurassic World 5-Film Collection and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom are available anywhere that likes money on September 18. Want more chances to win? Check out Flixist for their Fallen Kingdom contest!