Contest: Win a copy of Immortal Redneck!

It’s better to give than receive, and sadly, I can’t receive

[Two days left, friends! Get your entries in by Tuesday!]

I’m trapped in an otherworldly, eternal realm. In this realm, I am unable to think. Breathe. Eat. Sleep. There is only one thing here:

Giving away games to Dtoiders!

Today we’ve got fifteen copies of Immortal Redneck (five apiece for Xbox One, PS4 NA, and PS4 EU) to give out. Resident ReviewBot 8000 Chris Carter recently used his complex cognitive algorithms to judge the game as Great, monotonously and robotically quipping, “Immortal Redneck‘s loop is dead simple: play some, upgrade, play more, buy the item that lets you skip past the mid-boss, play some, upgrade, then confront the final boss. But you know what — it’s a blast, and I never really thought of any of the above as work.”

I guess you could say it’s Chris-tested, ReviewBot-approved!

“But Wes, I’m scared and confused. How do I win a copy of this game?” That’s easy Little Jimmy – to enter, all’s you have to do is comment below! I want to know what caused the titular immortal redneck to gain his immortality.

Drop a hot comment log in the space below with your entry, and make sure you let me know which platform (Xbox One, PS4 NA, PS4 EU) you’re hoping to win. If you don’t let me know your platform, I can’t enter you into the drawing – so don’t skip that part! The contest runs tonight through Tuesday, March 6.