Comments of the Week 25: Pumping ā€™em Out

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Dumping ā€™em out

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Gosh darn I am just on a roll today. First I finish editing my script for my film project, then I hand in a finished video edit and get paid a little bonus for meeting the deadline, and I finish two, yes, two Comments of the Week!

Look at me go. I can make loads of sub-par content in one day.

Hello there folks, I am TheLimoMaker and you are graced with my presence for the second time today, bringing you the best comments of the week. Letā€™s get on with this shall we because it is currently midnight here in Brexit-land.

Monstrous Bowser statue now available for pre-order

TheLimoMaker: All about that width and length boy.

TheLimoMaker: I donā€™t know how flexible your anus is but nobody I know can fit that.

Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 soundtracks getting vinyl release

TheLimoMaker: I have seen Hell.

BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle will be Arc System Works Americaā€™s first release

TheLimoMaker: Look, Iā€™m not adding it because you told me to alright?

Here are all of Bethesdaā€™s enhancements for Xbox One X

TheLimoMaker: Cannot un-see.

Former Irrational Games developers are making an immersive sim, again

TheLimomaker: *Witty comment*

Disney considered buying 21st Century Fox

TheLimoMaker: That is the hardest thing to fap to.

PSA: Sonic Forcesā€™ PC port is a hot mess

TheLimoMaker: I always go fast. Even in bed. Just ask my gran.

Telltale lays off 90 employees, about one-quarter of its staff

TheLimoMaker: ā€¦

Capcom reveals new features in Monster Hunter: World

 Take-Two is pushing for ā€˜recurrent consumer spendingā€™ in all of its games

Assassinā€™s Creed Origins adds incredible fights with Egyptian gods

TheLimoMaker: Every RPG ever.

Itā€™s the saddest N7 Day

TheLimoMaker: Geralt can put some of his Slavic magic in me.

TheLimoMaker: Another think for the Fap-Bank of Limo.

Review: Sonic Forces

TheLimoMaker: The best thing Sonic has done in cross-media ever.

Review: Call of Duty: WWII

TheLimoMaker: I believe he was the one with the ā€œEpic Jacket and Legendary Camo.ā€

Director John Carpenter loves Sonic the Hedgehog, even the ā€˜werewolfā€™ one

TheLimoMaker: The more I look the more horrified I get.

The Atom, Enchantress, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are coming to Injustice 2

TheLimoMaker: Letā€™s celebrate with pizza!

EAā€™s buying Respawn for upward of $455 million

TheLimoMaker: Publish my self-loathing, EA. Youā€™d mess that up and make it better.

TheLimoMaker: This is the preferred reading of the news.

TheLimoMaker: I donā€™t want to be impressed but I am.

TheLimoMaker: Soon.

Thatā€™s it from me here folks. Donā€™t worry, QPosts will return next time, but the workload was massive as it stood without adding more to it.

Hopefully youā€™ve enjoyed this installment of Comments of the Week. We are nine weeks GameManiac-free I believe and I think thatā€™s a small victory for us here on the team.

Enjoy your evening, Iā€™m gonna go pass out.

I think itā€™s deserved.


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