And you’ve got ventriloquists
Hi everybody! PlasticTree is back to bring you Comments of the Week. I fell ill on my birthday back at the end of March and have thus been out of the game for a little while. I’m all pumped up and back in business again.
So the recent announcement of a Spyro remake of the Insomniac games has me excited. I had my reservations and problems with the Crash remakes (a lack of Clancy Brown for starters), but also the new hitboxes and the look of it…like the realistic graphics just doesn’t gel with the cartoonish nature of Crash. Spyro is looking promising given it’s more laidback nature and approach to 3D platforming, colourful worlds, and the promise of Tom Kenny returning as Spyro. Anyway, what I’ve been trying to say that I’ve found myself playing 3D platformers again, starting with Sly 2 and Spyro 2, and I’m feeling like playing some A Hat in Time.
But I’m also feelin’ your comments!
Drinkbox Studio’s Guacamelee 2 brings back that lucha machismo
FakePlasticTree: Entropy be a cruel mistress!
Donkey Kong Country with classic Kong designs is unsettling
FakePlasticTree: It is in fact not on like Donkey Kong!
SCUM makes me realize how scary real life is
FakePlasticTree: I’ll consult with the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Michael Ironside returns in Ghost Recon Wildland’s Splinter Cell
FakePlasticTree: A Tom Clancy Game.
The groundhog saw his shadow and now there’s four more Final Fantasy XV DLCs on the way
FakePlasticTree: Now in production.
Create the gun of your dreams in Mothergunship
FakePlasticTree: *Cowbell intensifies*
Super Mario Bros. speedrun master Kosmic sets another world record
FakePlasticTree: Mario’s one weakness! And the reason for why Sonic is his sworn rival.
New York Supreme Court shuts down former GTA producer’s claim that Rockstar owes him $150 million
FakePlasticTree: He’ll be compensated with 150 million in GTA Online as a consolation.
FakePlasticTree: All he had to do was follow the damn train!
FakePlasticTree: Nothing. He’s always been Dere.
Here’s an encouraging look at Blighttown in Dark Souls: Remastered
FakePlasticTree: Day 1 patch makes sure to fix that bug immediately.
(Update) A bunch of songs from Grand Theft Auto IV are about to be removed
FakePlasticTree: Hollywood is just about to introduce a patch that will remove Kevin Spacey from any lauded film he’s ever been in.
God of War adds option to get rid of that pesky HUD
FakePlasticTree: There’s too much game in this screencap, it’s blocking out all my menus.
You’ll need to draw up a game plan in the tactical team shooter Due Process
Overwatch’s new Retribution co-op mission is worth playing
FakePlasticTree: Careful with thine words, boy, do you not know where you are?
FakePlasticTree: A company not looking out for their customers in favor of their profit? That doesn’t seem right.
Nicki Minaj rocking hair buns for upcoming track ‘Chun-Li’
FakePlasticTree: I have a dream that one day, I will live in a nation where we don’t judge people on the color of their skin, but by their opinion on Gohan as a character.
Ghost Recon Wildlands’ Splinter Cell DLC is a tribute to the last stealth hero
FakePlasticTree: I forgot to add the truth category, but let this be known either way. Both Chaos Theory and the PS2/Xbox version of Double Agent were great.
Publisher Third Edition to localise books on Zelda, NieR, Final Fantasy and Dark Souls
FakePlasticTree: There are children starving in Africa!
FakePlasticTree: Well, Florida does bear a striking resemblance to a dong, if you know what I mean.
(Update) The Shenmue 1 & 2 collection is real and coming this year
FakePlasticTree: It was all a ploy set up by Tom, making you cluelessly wander around for a dead lead.
Never before seen game secrets revealed
Chrono Trigger’s PC port gets its first patch
FakePlasticTree: Square Enix is a lot like Marty McFly – they meddle in things that didn’t need to be meddled with, and ultimately end up reversing it in the end.
FakePlasticTree: Distributing old games and treating them like new? That doesn’t seem like the world I live in.
Quickpost by TheNotSoBlondeBass
FakePlasticTree: Maybe this anime will tie up all the loose ends left by the visual novel…but that’s probably asking too much.
FakePlasticTree: They’ve got a Knack for it.
FakePlasticTree: Scion listening to some good music and getting bonus points for dissing Humanz.
FakePlasticTree: First World Problems.
FakePlasticTree: Destructoid’s very own Trentemøller showing of his latest work with the extremely synth-poppy old-school-sci-fi-esque, Black Hole. I’m honestly a fan. Black Hole is a name that always works when it comes to music tracks. You just know it’s gonna be good.
And that’s all folks! We are still sorting out who is doing this week so stay tuned for when it’s ready. And give a warm welcome to WILFoftheblues, Goofierbrute, and Xeo to the team! We hope to get them to work by next week!
Stay safe!
Published: Apr 21, 2018 06:00 pm