I could spend all day watching Sam Lake doing Sam Lake stuff

It’s a Lake

I guess the sticking point from this here video is that Remedy’s working on putting an Alan Wake easter egg in Quantum Break. A responsible writer would’ve focused on that, maybe crafted an SEO-friendly headline, came up with something generally coherent and relevant to games.

Fuck that.

Look at Sam Lake pretend to be in the FBI! Look at him drink that coffee! Listen to him carefully recite lines from “Santa Claus is Coming to Town!” This man is a goddamn national treasure and I don’t even care that he’s from one of those almost-Scandinavian countries and not the United States. Sam, your altruistic resolution for 2016 is to do more stuff in videos and then to post those videos on the Internet.