Devolver Digital releases new free platformer on Steam

Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike is the perfect stocking stuffer

Just in time for the holidays, indie gaming’s veritable babe in the manger Devolver Digital has wormed its way down your virtual chimney and stuffed your hopeful little stocking to capacity with free retro-amazing (Retromazing™) platforming goodness!

From the creators of the stellar-looking dungeon crawler/shooter hybrid Enter the Gungeon, Dodge Roll Games presents: Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike — a new free game available now on Steam.

“The fiscal year is coming to a close and poor Fork Parker has lost all his wonderful profit to greedy developers and their endless thirst for royalties! Grab a martini and ride your private helicopter to the snow capped mountains and hunt down the riches you so rightly deserve. Jump, dash, and repel your way up the sheer mountainside to scratch out a little profit and meet the demands of an increasingly angry board of directors!”

Features include, but are not limited to:

• Snow
• Helicopters
• Dope Beats
• Ethics
• Reverse Monetization
• Hot Tubs
• Falling
• Ropes

Steam reviews so far seem pretty positive, with at least one Steam user, DaavPuke, going so far as to tout the title featuring indie gaming’s favorite chief financial officer as “DuckTales for Assholes.” That’s high praise, in my book.

So, what are you doing still hanging around here? Go download this thing already!

Also: Happy holidays, Destructoid!!! <3 <3 <3