There’s a new Wii game coming next month featuring squash

That’s Wii, not Wii U

The Wii is not dead, my friends. Despite the fact that pretty much no one is releasing games for it (outside of the upcoming Rodea pre-order bonus), Alternative Software Ltd is dropping PSA World Tour Squash next month on May 22 for the somehow-still-alive console. It’ll feature real pro squash athletes — if you can name even one in the comments, you get a gold star.

I played squash when I was younger a few times and actually enjoyed it. Now, my only experience with the sport is watching rich people play it on the occasional TV show at their office.

PSA World Tour Squash 2015 [Alternative Soft UK]