Game News Haikus: Gigantic, Borderlands, sex, and more

Zen distilled stories

This week’s episode a little late, courtesy of PAX East. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Last week D. Takeshi Nakamura had a little accident, inserting a line with a deplorable six syllables in it, which some keeping track at home noticed is neither five nor seven. He has brought shame to his family and his name.

In this series, we take a look at the stories that gathered the most attention of the past week, and distill each one down to its essence. Here are the topics that the surly D. Takeshi Nakamura takes on this week:

• Cibele is a game about love, sex, and the Internet
• Valve to give a talk about physics on at GDC on March 3 at 3 PM
• Review: Helldivers
• Borderlands: The Handsome Collection shines in some spots, has problems in others
• We’ll need Windows 10 (or an Xbox One) for Gigantic
• We’ll never get to play this Final Fantasy VII fan sequel
• PlayStation 4 update 2.50 details have been leaked