Robotobots ‘Wii mix’ console’s channel music

I have a confession, and I don’t want anyone to laugh. I didn’t buy the Wii to play games. You see, here’s the thing — if Nintendo was truly all about the games, they wouldn’t have made their menu music so damned catchy.

Seriously, guys. Hook up your Wii to some fat stacks of subs, tweeters, or [insert other pointless audio jargon here], and you can really turn a party out.

But now that the Robotbots have released “It’s The Wii Mix,” a three song audio project of remixed and reinterpretted Wii music, there’s no longer a point in me owning the console. I mean, I read on the internets that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is coming to the Xbox 360.

Craigslist, here I come.