The Daily Hotness: The Star Wars that I used to know

It’s the bit where the green screen comes out; that’s the part that really gets me. Outside of that, this is one of the most brilliant parody songs/music videos I’ve ever seen.

On this beautiful Monday, it’s not a million degrees outside anymore, Phantasy Star Online 2 is coming to the US, we drop the truth about New Super Mario Bros., the fate of the next Techno Kitty Adventure is in your hands, and so much more happened on 7/9/2012.

Destructoid Original:
Bloggers Wanted: Next-Gen
The truth about New Super Mario Bros.
Live show: Bellator: MMA Onslaught
The DTOID Show: Assassin’s Creed Movie & Our SDCC Preview

Community:
Community blogs of 7/9
Forum thread of the day: The Cinema / Rate the last movie you saw (Page 772)

Events:
EVO 2012: Results, highlights, and a bittersweet farewell
Halo 4: Spartan Ops to drop and shock San Diego Comic Con
Nintendo to bring 3DS XL, new games to Comic-Con
Square Enix bringing Tomb Raider, Hitman and more to SDCC
RTX: All the coverage from the South’s latest game expo
Activision’s The Walking Dead Comic-Con swag is so gross
Assassin’s Creed III playable at San Diego Comic-Con

News:
Atlus RPG Growlanser: Wayfarer of Time gets shiny website
Wii U and 3DS getting a ‘unified account system’
Phantasy Star Online 2 is coming to the west in 2013
Grasshopper says it’s Killer7’s seven-year anniversary!
More Dragon’s Dogma DLC is on the way
GOG.com has Legend of Grimrock for half price
Brothers in Arms: Furious 4 ‘has evolved,’ says Gearbox
Resident Evil 6 to feature over four hours of cutscenes
Valve announces new project Steam Greenlight
Edmund McMillen releasing Basement Collection in August
21st Games saving Techno Kitten franchise via Kickstarter
Rockstar Toronto getting a new place, Vancouver moving in
Details of the final Guild Wars 2 beta weekend revealed

Offbeat:
Fassbender starring in/producing Assassin’s Creed movie
Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs
I am in puppy love with this Okami cosplay
Sega and Random Encounters deliver a Rhythm Thief musical

Media:
Hotline Miami is brutal, violent, dark, and neon as f*ck
Dyad is headed to PlayStation Network next week
New Naruto SD game by the makers of Mega Man Zero
Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC announced
This developer diary for Survarium sets the mood