PS3 firmware 4.11 releases today

Sony is releasing a mandatory update for European PS3 owners today — firmware 4.11! It follows the release of last week’s critically acclaimed 4.10, and will boast these amazing features for your PlayStation 3 home entertainment system:

• Improves certain aspects of system software

Well stick a frog up my ass and call me Josef Mengele, that’s some hot shit right there. 

If you’re in the US and Canada, don’t panic! Although this is a mandatory update in Europe, that doesn’t mean it’s an exclusive release. You can voluntarily download it in the Americas, so nobody needs to miss out on improvements to certain aspects of their system software. 

Just thinking about getting all up in the firmware improves certain aspects of my pants … by making my throbbing erection spunk off, is what I mean!