Sealed R.O.B. NES set listed on eBay for $15,999

Hahahah! $16,000 for an old game system? F*ck that! That’s a decent car. That’s a downpayment on a house. In my head that’s a custom pizza brick oven in your backyard and a Korg Karma and two Pembroke Welsh Corgis to add to the pack.

This eBay listing is for a first-edition Nintendo Entertainment System, the deluxe set. That means that good ol’ R.O.B. the robot is in the box, Gyromite and Duck Hunt. System and two controllers top it off. You can play it on your old ass boxy TV, like shown on the back of the system’s box.

It’s 100 percent new, and graded by the Video Game Authority as such. Even used, the set is really rare. 

The Buy It Now price is set at $15,999.95. No bids, of course. There’s a Make Offer option, too.