A Mario you can eat; Peach is a lard ass

If you find yourself tired and hungry after running through glitches on Super Mario Bros., then now you can just eat the little bastard and his friends. Check out what this chick made with some Marzipan. The girl even made a little house for them — though I suspect Peach’s fat ass wouldn’t be able to fit through the door. Someone get her on the Nicole Richie diet plan ASAP!

There’s a whole story here about the ordeal, so read at your own pace. I just thought you’d like to see what some people like to do with their immense amount of free time.