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Hello, my name is Kevin AKA Snickersnee. I have been a gamer sense i was 4 years old. My first game i play was Pokemon Blue on my Gameboy pocket. I am also a metal head, anime fan, and film junkie. I used to be a hardcore console gamer until i found on how amazing the PC and i converted to purely pc. The games i play now is TF2, L4D, DA:O, TL, HoN(i suck), and Borderlands.
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Borderlands Review/ Spoilers/MO
Snickersnee | 4:28 PM on 11.18.2009 4 comments


Borderlands is a ARPGFPS(Action Role Playing Game/ First Person Shooter) we have seen this with a some games lately /cough fallout, But Gearbox has decided they want to get into this market. At the first glance you see a cell shaded game that has told you that there is 87 Bazillion guns. An open world to explore that has enemy's everywhere. With jump in Jump out 4 player multiplayer.
Lets talk about the Massive amount of guns. yes there is a ton of guns but it falls on its face when you get the same gun just with different names. Half of the guns that you pick up are utter shit that no one would ever use..... EVAR!!!!!! Also the Alien weapons not randomized and they just have a few of those so the coolest guns are always the same so Gratz you picked up 10101001010010 AGAIN!!!!!! Don't tell me "ALL" the guns are are randomized so you get cool combos when you leave the Guns that shoot Pew Pew Lazors out of that equation.
The open world is not that open. More LIES!!!!!!! Please don't tell us it is a open world when you can't do it right. Fallout 3 did it right, you sir did it WRONG! When you have a open world you need to gives us a world that doesn't need spots for us to load the next zone that isn't a OPEN world that is segmented. The world was smaller then fallout so it didn't do it well and overall you are using your vehicle most of the time to get from Point A to B until you get to port places. The world is Beautiful and you always see the NPC's walking around. You only see NPC's in Bursts though you never see one by himself just wondering around looking for food and water which makes it look like they just put camps of enemy's and called it a day instead of having the extra details that made you want to remember them.
Finally, the multiplayer part. It is nice the first time you do it with your friend but then when you do it for the 3 time it really starts to get samey and feels very dawl. When i was playing with my friends it was nice they split up the gold but really you couldn't do that with the ammo and you always had someone run out because the guy with the shot gun would take it all(Me). I almost forgot about the connection issues. Gearbox was really smart on this one the decided they didn't want to go through steam so the decided hey why not Gamespy. AKA lets make are game a game Piratable and let them go online because they are entitled to online play. There is a system that you can use but you fail to take advantage of it so you fail.
Now Spoilers time so get ready not to read. I said this on the O&H forums before it went down. The ending was one of the worst ending i have ever seen you first don't open the vault, you break it. Then you give it to that Pyco Bitch Scientist. But hey you might get some "rewards" for that right WRONG you get some Money when this game throws money at you like no tomorrow! Atleast give me some amazing gun that you found! Also they Guardian Angel chick was just something that would nag in your ear. that bitch never guarded me!
Well that is it for me i will see you guys later.
4/5

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Patch 3.3 (WoW)
Snickersnee | 4:25 PM on 11.18.2009 6 comments


Ahhhhhhh 3.3 what a beast of a patch it has so many good things. Also have shit that makes me want to burn blizzard to the ground.
The New Pug System- Making people HAVE to pug if they want as much Emblems of Frost as humanly possible. Also we finally get a in game Dog..... so i should care why. Don't get me Wrong it has many good things about it making it easier to find people because hey they know they lost a shit ton of people this expansion.
The New pet shop- i don't want to copy what someone has already said so i will just give you the link: http://forums.wcradio.com/index.php?topic=8328.msg69977#msg69977
Ice Crown- WoW blizz this is your great work we should have seen every fucking patch. Honestly if you could have just Ditched Naxx and TOC My god you wouldn't have so many people quitting but hey as long as you let that fucking CEO Bobby Kotick treat you guys like puppets and tell you to make the money so we can use it on shit like DJ hero and MW2. alright sorry about that tangent, So what i have seen it looks good they are still doing the progression thing wrong AGAIN! but you know what they are "special developers" I like the tank idea using old ideas because new ideas are hard to make work properly /cough NRB Hardmode. the bosses look amazing exept the shitty looking brothers or whatever using the same model twice blizz.... classy.
Tier set (Paladin Set)- WTF ARE U FUCKING STUPID! SKULLS!!!!! LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WAS A PALADIN

NOT THIS!!!!!!
http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2009/october/huge-pa.jpg (too big and ugly)
SOMEONE EVEN MADE THE PERFECT SET

But no you have to ruin what we are and made us your new fucking deathknight lawl you know what fuck you.
I will have more as the keep fucking up so have fun for now.
Badge reset- ahhhhhhhhh...... I hope people have good memorys because i remeber them saying we didn't want to repeat the same mistakes as we did in TBC AKA badges give baddies free loot. The Badge system was made for RAIDERS that had a bad night on the rolls or loot dropping. Not for every ass hole and there mother to get free gear! YOU REALLY are showing that you lost all your great minds to the new MMO that no one is talking about! WELL BLIZZ WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN BY THIS GUY! VVVVVVV Let me know dumbasses

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