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Xbox 360 - I tend to play newest titles and gain a good general opinion. Thats the beauty of this blog, I can write what I think and not what people from head office thinks, regurgitates it into a few bullet points and trys to make me push it.

such games as COD 4, Gears of War, Overlord, Old School stuff like Marvel vs Capcom, Anything comic book related, anything shiny

Not biased and i'm not a fanboy of one console so i don't really give a biased opinion...only really bad games though. only because it's funny...

E.G Bullet Witch - like a 'gungrave for the xbox'.... The hell it is, more like a barbie covered in dulux matt black given a HMG from a tank tacked with spells from buffy the vampire slayer and the story depth shallower than a kiddys pool.

As a wise old man once said
Jokes on you pretty boy, it's not cologne. It's ladys speed stick
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Pints of Two | 4:41 PM on 02.22.2010 0 comments


Not been on this site for a while and believe me I intend to share my rants and experiences just to show how low brow the human species can get, i remember once upon a time gamers and card geeks were the outcast of society and now with the tribe of mum and daddys failed conceptions we call Chavs (The Mungoes) and Emo Kids
(The Ihatemylifebecausemyfriendstolemygirlfriendbutmummyandaddypayforeverythingbutistillfeellonely or arses for short)
Believe themselves to be cool outcasts. Well I for one I refuse to be an outcast especially with questions like this:

1) Excuse me mate, if I buy Sims 3 on P.C will it work on my xbox?

2) Whats that game called with that summat in it thats summat that can change into summat else? (WTF? Turns out he was on about Crackdown :S)

3) Have you got Goldenballs?/Super Monkey Balls?

4) Whats that Console that sounds like a number one? Me: Wii? Customer: yeah the one that sounds like piss.

5) Excuse me mate, can you tell me do you know how to homebrew my wii

6) Have you got any of those 2 station plays in?

7) Me: Would you like a bag sir? Customer : Do I look gay to you? (?????)

8) I've seen halo on the ps3 on tv have you got it in? Me: thats not possible mate it's owned by microsoft Customer : Are you calling me a liar? (No i'm thinking your a fucktard though)

well at least I have had one or two come up with some funnies for me

1) Me: What you trading in mate? Customer : Legend of darksiders - Twilight Ripoff

2)Me: You bought Rogue Trooper how was it? Customer: Put it this way, I'd call it shit if it weren't for the fact that Dick Marcinko is going to knife whoever made that game in the dick for bad gameplay.

Me? I'm still playing Bioshock 2 and wondering how the big bomberma- i mean big daddy can drink alcohol and eat snacks but how does he poo???

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I took the red pill and I still don't know kung fu
Pints of Two | 10:03 AM on 08.14.2009 11 comments


Hello Gamies and Gamermen

My names Tommy and I have just joined approx....errrr about half an hour ago.

Just saying hi and looking forward to reading blogs and comments alike and hope that we will all have a good old chinwag...er typewag or whichever that doesn't sound like a come on.

I work at gamestation in the uk atm, so if anyone needs to ask me about prices about games...unless it's really really important like I dunno you need to know because a group of terrorists has kidnapped your favorite auntie and Chuck Norris was to busy answering his fan mail or waging wars to increase his own facts, and you need the answer from me. don't bother

I'm here for the games

Looking forward to meet all you wonderful people and so without futher ado...

Hello :D

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