Despite having read Destructoid since May 2006 I've never taken the plunge into the choppy sea of twisted craziness that is the Dtoid community. Today I take that plunge. Deep breath...

...well that wasn't so bad even if it is a little bit chilly. I guess this snorkel mask, full spandex body suit and non-waterproof camera really helped. Well maybe not the camera, that was just stupid.

Now that your wrapped in a tightly weaved web of confusing analogies and convoluted descriptions I'm going to end this post the only way I know how...

...badly