Hey, Destructoid! If you've seen my previous posts, then you know what to expect. It is going to be a really short blog, because I am a sad, boring, dull and uninteresting person. Let's do this shit!
1) I’m from Russia, comrades

Yeah, Russia - country of bears, vodka, balalaika, never ending winter and NUCLEAR MISSILES. Except it's nothing like that. It's actually a pretty cool place to live and not that much different from, let's say USA or England. And my name is Anton, by the way.
2) I have a penis

Yep. I don't see any vaginas in my crotch area. I guess, that means that I'm a man. I'M A MAN!!
3) I smoke like a chimney

I could go through 2 packs in a day. I know it's very bad for my health and recently I had a heart attack (but not because of that), so I kinda need to slow down. But on the other hand, FFFFFUCK THAT. I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die. And everybody wins!
4) Adventure time is my favorite TV show

I honestly don't know how anyone can dislike Adventure Time. It's hilarious and really random and I love it.
5) My favorite game is Gungrave/Gungrave Overdose

I know these games are mediocre at best, but I can't help it, I'm deeply in love with them. I should say that I'm a huge fan of Yasuhiro Nightow, the creator of Trigun and Trigun Maximum. And when I found out he was working on Gungrave games, I knew it is going to be something special. And it certainly was. With that being said, Gungrave is not for everyone. Like I already mentioned, these games are not all that good, but for me they are DAMN PERFECT. I even have this bomb ass art book.

I've beaten Gungrave and Gungrave OD like a thousand times. I know everything about them and I still play them sometimes. I should probably mention the anime series. It was decent. It had the same brilliant soundtrack by Tsuneo Imahori, but it was lacking the style of the original games.
6) I want to be a Ninja Turtle

I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted. But I always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle. Who knows, maybe one day I can become one.
7) I'm a comic book artist

I'm working on my dream project for about 4 years already. It's called Fake Plastic Trees (very pretentious name, indeed) and it's kinda like Scott Pilgrim vs The World and Sharknife. I hope that I will be able to finish at least first volume in the near future.
8) I love anime and manga

I don't even know what to say about that. My favorite manga series is 20th century boy and my favorite anime movie is Mind Game. By the way, you should really see Mind Game. It's gonna blow your mind. DICKS.
9) Shit Happens to me

Recently I lost the most important person in my life and I had a heart attack. And because of my health condition I probably won't live too long. But I try to stay cheerful and videogames really help me with this.
10) VIDIYAGAMES

If you didn't noticed already, I really love videogames.

- Yo Rainbow dude! Where the hell have you been?!
= I had a heart attack, son!
- WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!

And yeah, that’s actually true. I had a heart attack at the age of 20. Fuck my life. From now on this is my theme song.
But now I’m back (AGAIN?!) and can do shit. So maybe I’m gonna draw something soon or maybe not.
But WAIT, my heart attack is not the saddest thing what has happened to me recently. My PS3 died :(

Goodbye, bro.

I'm finally, officially back and I've got a lot of new things to show. I'm so excited to be back to doing what I love. So excited, I want to kiss Holmes's shiny head.


Shinobi 3DS
I think more people should play Shinobi on the 3DS, because it is quite excellent. Perfect controls, amazing scoring system, brilliant stage design, great counter system (if you are fast enough, you can deflect almost any attack), decent 3d effects and a really fucking stupid story. In other words, Shinobi 3DS is the total package. So, look at my fan art and GO BUY THIS GAME. I don't care if you don't have a 3DS, BUY THIS GAME AND LOOK AT IT. But seriously though, it's one of the best games in the series. Give it a chance.


Trine 2
Yesterday I played Trine 2 for the first time and so far I like two things about this game:

Portal 2 is a game that makes you feel like a genius. Trine 2 is a game that makes you feel like a retard. And I don't mean anything bad by that. The game is just too damn beautiful. Most of the puzzles are not that hard, but you will spend like hours just staring at the background, then you have a solution to the puzzle right under your nose. At it's core, Trine 2 is a co-op game, so I recommend playing it with your friends. And if you don't have any friends ..... :(

Well, It's been a long time since I wrote anything. I’m still in the middle of my university exams, so I’m kinda busy right now. But it’s New Year's Eve, so FUCK IT. I want to thank everyone at the Destructoid for such a great year. I wish you the best of everything. Happy New Year, guys!
My comicstrip series «In Rainbow Colors» will return in January, but for now I present you yet another The Best Games of the Year list – Rainbow Game Awards

Batman Arkham City
Ok, there is a scene in the game where Batman punches a huge Shark right in the face. Nuff said. It's not as good this, though.
bat shark repellent spray

Sonic Generations
A great Sonic game, eh? Well, it was a year of surprises. But the Sky Sanctuary level is still awful.

Skyrim
I don’t want to die, so I choose Skyrim.

Shadows of the Damned
TASTE MY BIG BONER!

Spider-man Edge of Time
I kinda like this game. The story is so stupidly dramatic. The gameplay is somewhat better than Shattered Dimensions. Overall, it is a pretty decent game to rent.

Sucker Punch
The story was ridiculously stupid, the controls were awful and the gameplay was non-existent. I think, Zack Snyder should stick to making movies.

Deus Ex Human Revolution
Oh my God! It’s full of Keanu Reeves!
Wow

See you next year!

Since everyone's doing it, here's my tale from Skyrim.


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True Story.
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Novembergeddon is almost over, and I'm really tired of video games at the moment. BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS SHIT



Sometimes there's just too many games. Hopefully, after a few days of rest I will be back for more Skyward Sword.
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