I'm over chasing and killing you guys. It's pointless like I'm Sisyphus doing the same shit everyday. So I quit, you'll not worry about me soon enough. You little dudes just stay away from my nachos. Why do you swarm my beer cans though? Are you all just super wasted? It would only take like what, six drops?

Anyways, truce guys. How about it? It's these spiders that really gross me out. Fuck them. Your friends keep running into their web like retards. We like the same programs, same food, and also, spiders suck. Okay maybe bad choice of words with that sentence (LOL). But seriously, food i'm eating? No way Jose. Lay off. There's some KFC in the kitchen that I'm done with, have at it. It's in the garbage. But you roaches already knew that I suppose.

I am going to find you and I am going to kill you. It's going to be with a gun that I will most likely obtain illegally because I have a felony charge. The charge is for obstruction. I put a cop in the hospital. Now then, do you think I really give a fuck? No? Good. Because I'm fucking crazy. It's not just because of the 10000 points, no, I'm getting that shit back. It's because I'm not going to get to game with that Gamertag for a month. I had to get on PSN yesterday, do you know how much that shit sucks? Your fucking dead motherfucker.


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Ragna the Bloodedge in BlazBlue

Those pants are a bit big for my own taste, but I guess he might be going to a rave so it's all good. With Ragna I have a pretty good variety at my fingertips. I usually do a dashing uppercut followed by a powerful grab move and some comboing. If you get close, Ragna can summon fucking jaws from the ground.




Diablo in Primal Rage

Diablo is one of the two Tyrannosaurus rex dino-beasts, and God of Evil. This flame-spewing demonic dinosaur wishes to reduce Urth into a nightmarish, magma-filled Hell where he wishes to indulge in his desire to torment the souls on the planet for eternity. He is nearly identical to Sauron's graphic model, albeit somewhat smaller and with a different color scheme. Diablo is quick on his feet and is an excellent distance fighter but is somewhat weak in close range. He is the leader of the Destructive Beasts, and hopes to burn the whole world in flames for all time.

I stole that paragraph from wikipedia. Fail.


Ken in Street Fighter series

Yeah, everybody uses this dude. It's just that his moves are so natural to use. Although when playing against other humans I sometimes button mash with E. Honda because I kind of suck.


Cyrax in Mortal Kombat series

He sports the Dtoid logo. End of story.

Who the fuck are your go to fighters?

I broke out the old Xbox, played some games.


Xyanide

a)It's a 3D schmup like R-type Final.
b)You can shoot with the right thumbstick like Geometry Wars.
c)Shit's hard.


Otogi: Myth Of Demons

a)Best menu screen ever.
b)Double jump? Double jump.
c)I hate double jumping.
d)Camera kind of sucks, but you get used to it.
e)Pretty solid action game despite this shit.


Breakdown

a)Oh shit, first person backflips are awesome.
b)AI partner is retarded, needs to be more like Alyx Vance.
c)The soda machines for health are cool.
d)This game rocks.

Bulkfailure, out.