[ UPDATE: MY SMALL, INSIGNIFICANT, PUNY, SMALL, 9-YEAR OLD BROTHER HAS DONATED 8 YOUR ETERNAL REWARD'S. TRADE'S LIKE A BEAST. DID I MENTION HE WAS SMALL?]

I play Team Fortress 2.
I have items I don't need.

You, play Team Fortress 2.
I have items you need.

This could work.

I currently am overloaded in doubles and so on, and no longer believe keeping them in my inventory has a benefit. I don't trade often, nor do I care to. So, instead of bundling doubles / triples in my inventory, I'd like all you basement hermits to adopt, caress, and care for my beloved mistak- items.
If you want one of the items I'm about to list, friend me / trade me on Steam, my Steam ID is Azzerare.
Items:
The Winger (x1) x1 ACQUIRED BY PASZA PL
The Original (x1)
The Equalizer (x1)
The Disciplianary Action (x1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate, Series #: 23 (x3), 26 (x2), 28 (x1), 29 (x1).
Ellis' Cap (x1)
The Blutsauger (x1)
The Quick Fix (x1)
The Solemn Vow (x3)
The Brass Beast (x2)
The Fists of Steel (x1)
The Detonator (x0) ACQUIRED BY QALAMARI
The Back Scratcher (x1)
Sharpened Volcano Fragment (x0) ACQUIRED BY CELICACRAZED
L'etranger (x1)
Your Eternal Reward (x8) x1 ACQUIRED BY BBAIN
The Cloak and Dagger (x1)
The Jag (x1)

Once an item is gone, I'll update this so that you don't get mislead.

P.S.: DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH TO FRIEND? I PLAY ON THE DTOID SERVER SEMI-OFTEN, CATCH ME THERE, FRIEND.

P.S.S.: ONE ITEM PER PERSON. THANKS. <3

[UPDATE] It seems Club Nintendo doesn't let you ship things internationally. Due to me being in Canada, this makes this contest open for people in Canada only. First for everything, I guess. [/UPDATE]

Okay, not that big. But you get the picture.
I have around 200 coins on Club Nintendo just sitting there and wasn't sure what to do with them. I recently got a Giant Mii AR Card for my bro so his 3DS doesn't just, you know, create dust. I was surprisingly really satisfied with how big it was and it looks pretty nice on the 3DS.

So, I thought I'd give one away here, with the extra 200 coins I had.
I'm not feeling extremely creative right now so just leave a comment below and I'll pick randomly among you, filthy, ugly, hermit nerds.

http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=vSmWK2TuFf3h [ used ]
http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=e8FcUS5sWFe5 [ used ]
http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=8NpeNPd2ffXp [ used ]
http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=yBS6xp54qXUX [ used ]
http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=DHTC48BSnx8y [ used ]

I'll just leave this here. Niero you sick freak.

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted.

I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images:

Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines.

Close up for the little guy!

DTOID GET!



I LOVE YOU TARA.

I completely forgot about my DTOID beanie!


That's all ( for now ) folks! SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN....

P.S. These sexy-as-mr-dtoid-himself photos we're taken on my little ol' DSi. So forgive the bad image quality.

DTOID SWAG / BRAGGING SESSIONS!

UPDATE: I totally forgot to mention, this, like my last post, was copied from my personal blog, go take a look, there's a new address so the old won't work. http://azzelog.wordpress.com/ )



Okay, the title isn’t exactly what the post is about, I just couldn’t think of a way to word what I’m trying to say here, as what it is, isn’t something you can exactly put in a subject line for a blog post, what it is, is that I hate levels in games if they’re water related. Same thing with manga, or movies. I’m not quite sure why, maybe it’s just that I don’t like water, but, Pirates of the Caribbean? Fell asleep midway. The latest One Piece arc with the fishmen? Doesn’t interest me in the slightest. Any water level in a Super Mario game? I try speeding through whilst being extremely bored.
I honestly wish I knew why this was so, why I just can’t stand water related things, but it seems any time I’ll be playing a game, then I realise there’s gonna be a water level, I get instantly depressed and suddenly feel like putting down the controller and playing another game. What makes me question why this is, is that I like going to the beach, even though I just said I don’t like water.

I think there’s always the possibility that it’s because water levels tend to be slower then regular, land-lover, hotsexybestevernoonecanbeat levels, but I wonder, is that enough for me to want to stop playing a game? That’s why I don’t think that’s why, I don’t think– or I should say, hope– that isn’t enough for me too stop playing a game. NOW HERE’S WHERE THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POST COMES IN.



Recently, I’ve noticed, that with a lot of people, they will stop playing a game for a single reason, a simple, not-really-worth-to-stop-playing reason. Even though I technically do exactly that when there’s a water level, I don’t understand why someone would do that.
It’s like if, you lost a match on lets say, Street Fighter, are you going to stop playing the game simply because you lost one match? Was it really that big of a deal? Of course not, you’re going to try and over come that disappointment, you’re going to continue playing until you’ve gotten good enough to beat the sore winner jerk who beat you.

So what’s this gotta do with water, Azze? What’s this gotta do with you’re post, Azze? WHAT’S THIS GOTTA DO WITH ANYTHING, AZZE?! IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING. ( Oooookay sorry about that. ._. )

What I’m saying is that people give up on games too easily, they don’t try hard enough, when they lose on level, they don’t get back up on that sexy piece of a horse and try again, and what I’m trying to REALLY say is that I need to get over this stupid water crap so that I can continue reading, or watching, or playing something that is good, and not just throw it down because water turns me off of things. I need to learn how to deal with this. And to get to the bottom of why water turns me off of things, SO I ASK YOU. HELP ME. GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET RID OF THIS, THING. HALP.

P.S. This was written at 4 am, so if it’s junky, please excuse me.