After a couple month hiatus/lazyfuckathon, Alcoholocast is BACK! Sorry for the delay kids, but seeing as how all us in the Alcoholocast crew are cool kids, we actually went out and did shit during the summer.

But we're definitely back and we'll try to make this the most regular podcast on Dtoid again! Today, we have another awesome crew, headlined by the one and only CADILLAC. On tap for discussion?

-Breastses
-Irrational fears
-REAL MUFUCKING TALK


And some other stuff. Hope you guys love the glorious return of the Holocast!

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Playlist:
-Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - Ain't Nothing But a G-Thing
-Mister Heavenly - Pineapple Girl
-Blood Orange - Sutphin Boulevard
-Passion Pit - Little Secrets

Hope everyone enjoyed that crazy E3 week, as we're back with another episode from our backlog!

Join Allen, Sam, Joe, Nick, Jay, Conor, JackShadow, Julius, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as we once again answer life's deepest questions, such as:

-Who qualifies as being a Disney Princess?
-Why is Julius so scared of giving oral sex?
-Why does Nick have peanut butter EVERYWHERE?
-Is Sarah's dad a cartel lord?

All that and more on this solid solid episode.

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Playlist for this one:
BOAT - Greasedip Hairclip
The New Amsterdams - The Spoils of the Spoiled
Islands - Heartbeat
Brother Ali - Forest Whitiker

Sorry for the extended hiatus, buds; business calls, and no one had much time to edit any of these.

I'm making it up to you with what I think is the funniest episode we've recorded yet. It's also the longest, but that's to make up for the couple weeks we didn't release anything. Or something.

Anyway, join a raucous crew of Allen, John, Jay Hitcher, Nick, Joe, Scott, Jess, Scotty G, JackShadow, and Julius, with special guests Ali D, Tino, and Nintendoll, as we shoot the shit about, well, shit, some informative and some hilariously stupid. On tap:

-Dropping some beer knowledge bombs
-Being a nerd, and how crappy it was for us old farts
-Julius getting utterly, hopelessly, HILARIOUSLY plastered.

In true artistic fashion, the opener of this one is the final result of our recording. Have fun!

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It's another freakin wild long one, as our very own Jules gives us some absolute gems, some that may result in lawsuits if heard by the wrong peeps. He joins us for this one along with Allen, John, Nick, Sam, Joe, Scott, and JackShadow, as we discuss Craigslist, growing up (and why it fucking sucks), and for the last segment, we have Jules' Storytime.

The growing up segment should've been Depressingcast, but we're all so awesome that it's actually quite hilarious.

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We also have some more seriously hilarious/offensive bonus content for you, from Mr. Crazy Stairs himself, Julius. If you're privy to racism, this one is not for you.



Tracklist:
Tyler the Creator - Radicals
Tyler the Creator - Analog (feat. Hodgy Beats)
Tyler the Creator - Nightmare
Tyler the Creator - She (feat. Frank Ocean)
Tyler the Creator - Bitch Suck Dick (feat. Jasper Dolphin and Taco)

Switching it up a little for this ep: this marks the first time all of us have recorded while stone sober. Sounds like it'd be a disaster, but it's surprisingly one of the funniest eps to date.

Join Jay Hitcher, Sam, Scott, Joe, JackShadow, Jules, Nick, Dylan, Allen, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as they discuss some random, random shit, including Harvest Moon, more pizza talk, and sweet cereal nostalgia.

We end this one with a tribute to Jules, and our descriptions of our first times encountering him. It's definitely comedic gold, so get on it!

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And of course, in true Alcoholocast fashion, we have some amazeballs bonus content with Jules, of course.


Tracklist:
Built to Spill - In the Morning
Beastie Boys - OK
Pixies - Broken Face
Junior Senior - Ur a Girl
Battles - Ice Cream

Bet you've been anticipating this one, eh? Daze, Sam, Scott, Allen, John, and a stoned as FUCK Jules celebrate our guest Cataract's 21st birthday with this one, as we discuss shit, some kosher, and some not so kosher.

Our first segment does cover Portal 2, so if you're deprived and haven't yet played the best game of the year, you can listen to the "what we're drinking" segment and then skip on over to 33:35 to proceed with the amazeballs antics.

Beyond that, we discuss horrifyingly decadent fast food combinations, sex offenders, and Gobun. Because fuck yeah Gobun. It's an entertaining romp for sure.

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Also, enjoy some fantastic bonus content, courtesy of our parents.



Tracklist:
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
The National - Exile Vilify
Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Timorous Me
Why? - The Vowels, Pt 2