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Wind and Water: Puzzle Battles for Dreamcast is officially released!
3r0t1c n3rd | 4:02 AM on 11.05.2008 4 comments




(Note: This is NOT a review. I just want to get the word out)

It's a good day for Dreamcast fans today. The german publisher redspotgames officially released it's latest Dreamcast title Wind and Water: Puzzle Battle.

I'm guessing that about 90% of you don't know anything about the game. It's basically a puzzle game that has a similiar concept as Hexic HD. But not quite. What you have to do is rotate blocks of different colours to make 4 of them form a "diamond". These blocks then disappear and take any blocks touching with the same colour with them. To better understand, watch this video:

It shows the intro of the game and part of the story mode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QADgRU1NZIc



As most puzzle games, it's highly addictive. It has a massive story mode, complete with a Super Mario Brother 3 style world map. And if you eventually beat that, just get a friend to play the VS mode with you. Or play the time trail modes. Or try to master the different combo styles. In other words, there a lot to do in this game.

More info can be found here: [url]www.wind-water.net[/url]

Got you interested in the game? Just head over to the publishers online shop ([url]www.redspotgames.com/shop[/url]) and order a copy for the low low price of US$35.25 (without shipping).

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His name is Donnie, and we all suck at Photshop
3r0t1c n3rd | 2:11 PM on 09.09.2008 7 comments


Since we all suck at photoshop, I got a pro in here to show us the ropes. He has a wee bit of problems in his mariage, but that doesn't stop him from what has to be done:

(The video whould be here, but it looks like you can't embed videos from My Damn Channel. Or I suck at that too. Use this link to the channel instead)

Be sure to watch all episodes. You will learn a lot about Photoshop. And they get more and more hilarious.

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Visit Redspotgames at the Games Convention.
3r0t1c n3rd | 4:21 PM on 08.18.2008 2 comments


If any of you happen to bum around in Leipzig for the Games Convention, come pay me a visit. I'm helping on the Redspotgames booth in Hall 2 / booth H22. You can try out Dreamcast games from our portfolio and we have booze, babes (kidnapped from other booths) and live chiptunes performances of Les Trucs und Gtuk.

Link

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Euro Shitty Movie Night: Weaboo Edition Afterreport
3r0t1c n3rd | 11:01 AM on 08.12.2008 2 comments


Just in case you are wondering, Wilbo and I actually survived Rosario + Vampire. But maybe only because we ejected out after 4 episodes. The pure Weaboo energy was to much to handle. Also we needed 3 hours for these 4 episodes, as the streaming was very slow at times. Also we played games. WOO!

But what I can bring you is a report on the fanservice density. Here goes (yes, we counted them):



Episode 1: 20x

Episode 2: 10x

Episode 3: 29x (had 2 tripple-shots:D)

Episode 4: 13x (not counting a scene of 15+ girls having a sport lesson in the standard
sports uniforms, that was too much to count)

*(Only counting panty shots, not things like closeups of bouncing breast and the like)


You can expect another report next week, when we continue our journey into the strange world of fanservice. Unless we poke our eyes out.

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Euro Shitty Movie Night: Weaboo Edition (Repost + Update)
3r0t1c n3rd | 1:47 PM on 08.09.2008 3 comments




Hello fellow Eurotoiders, after a long hiatus the European Shitty Movie Night is back. I know you all waited for this. And by you all I mean Wilbo and GenkiJam, as they are the only ones that ever show up... Moving on.

We thought of something new for this week.

The Weaboo Edition!

For that, we are going to watch the biggest pile of Fanservice ever conceived by man, Rosario + Vampire. The whole "plot" of the show is a vehicle to get the best angle on the panties of every single female character in the show. Good times for all. And there are monsters and stuff. But I was blinded by all those sparkling white pieces of lingerie, so i couldn't really tell you any details.

If you happen to want to join in (WEABOO!), the whole is going down NOW in ventrillo. Info's on how to get in here:

[url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/electro+lemon/shitty-movie-night-double-feature-dragonball-live-action-turkish-star-wars-tonight-at-9-30pm-cst-40539.phtml [/url]

the episodes can be found here:

http://animethunder.com/category/rosario-vampire-episodes/

(Update: We will use the King of Buttons flashgame to count the pantyshots. Feel free to also do so)


Be there. Or not.

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Euro Shitty Movie Night: Weaboo Edition (Repost)
3r0t1c n3rd | 2:19 PM on 08.08.2008 6 comments




Hello fellow Eurotoiders, after a long hiatus the European Shitty Movie Night is back. I know you all waited for this. And by you all I mean Wilbo and GenkiJam, as they are the only ones that ever show up... Moving on.

We thought of something new for this week.

The Weaboo Edition!

For that, we are going to watch the biggest pile of Fanservice ever conceived by man, Rosario + Vampire. The whole "plot" of the show is a vehicle to get the best angle on the panties of every single female character in the show. Good times for all. And there are monsters and stuff. But I was blinded by all those sparkling white pieces of lingerie, so i couldn't really tell you any details.

If you happen to want to join in (WEABOO!), the whole thing is happening (as always) this saturday in ventrillo. Info's on how to get in here:

[url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/electro+lemon/shitty-movie-night-double-feature-dragonball-live-action-turkish-star-wars-tonight-at-9-30pm-cst-40539.phtml [/url]

the episodes can be found here:

http://animethunder.com/category/rosario-vampire-episodes/

Since this is a long one (13 episodes with 23 minutes each) we will start a little earlier. 8 am for the britfags, 9 am for the rest of europe and sometime in the middle of the day for the jankies.

Be there. Or not.

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